Kiss - A Disaster!!

…….Those wer tha days wen am new in tha foren land…..so was busy eyeballin all the foren chiks….eyeballin big time….

So one day…
Was wonderin…hw to hit on a firang chick…no ideas….new in this area….so asked ma frd…..

Me : Dude…hw do we hit on the chiks man here??
J : huh?
Me : like…hw do we start tha conversation wit the chiks man??
J : (like an expert) dude…listen up…there are some ways…[giving me gyan kinds]
Me : is it?? Then wot r ya waitin for…spill em…
J : the best place to hit on chiks are the nyt clubs or pubs…
Me : and….
J : chkout which pubs got some intresting hawtt chiks nd go there…
Me : yeah yeah….go on…am listening…
J : sogo in…find a cozy place…take a beer….light up a ciggy nd start looking at the chick…the chick yu interested in….
Me :and…
J : chiks donn buy ciggies…so they’l come nd ask yu…
Me : so woz the funda here??
J : if the chik comes and ask yu for a spare ciggy…
Me : yeah yeah…this is intresting….if she asks…..then ….
J : so if she asks…then YU tell her…
J : will trade it for a KISS!
Me : shut the fukkup….whom r ya farting to dude….it ait eze…
Me : I gues syu tryin to make me a fool ….fukker!
J : okie, fukker…nw donn again ask me…
Me : well, duz this work??
J : been lucky coupla times…got real hard smooching by them…nd all this for a CIGARETTE…its funn
Me : oh yeah!....peace..will try out…


So days passed…nd I forgot abt this….me moved to some otha place….so one nyt …wanted to go nd hv some funn…so we( anotha pal nd me) hit the roads nd barged into a super crowded best pub in the city….

Loadsa hot chicks…daching…drinking….hvin fun I guess…driving me crazy…2 eyes not sufficient….evry damn chik lukd kick-arse….

So got beer nd settled in one corner….eyballing e-v-e-r-y chick….big time….as if therz no tomm…. n then…

Me : dude, yu knw hw to hit on the firang chiks?
R : no dude…been trying tat…still aint lucky…
Me : simple man…if ya wanna kiss a chik…therz one way…
R : is it?? Wot is it??
Me: juss keep smoking….some chikz defnitly gonna come nd ask fo a spare cigy…
Me : yu shud then tell her…
Me: gimme a kiss…take a ciggy…give n take funda….
R : is it…strange…noone told me..
Me : its true buddy….it happened too…

nd we lit the smokes nd started smoking…sippin beer nd chkin on the chiks….

Suddenly….

A drunk chick comes towards me...

The drunk chick : hiya..hwz it goin…
Me : awryt, yu?
The drunk chick : ace!
Me : well…
The drunk chick…yu hv a spare fag on ya?

next later....will update soon...am hittin the bunker!!!.......awrdy half sleeping!