Dumb Tuitions (Nasty)...Pain in the ****

Well, those wer da days wen i luvd playin more than studyin....studyin was always a pain in the arse to me....who invented education....it sux frm the core...atleast to me it sux....there have been many nasty incidents in ma childhood in the private tuitions...i've changed many tutions or maybe it shud be like this...most of the masters or teachers threw me off...here v go ...one-by-one...frm childhood to manhood(is this ryt??)neways....(keep readin)

***** Those were the days wen am studyin some 5th std or 6th..i dont rem'er...(taz y i needed a tuition)...that was the time wen am in peak level of creatin nonsense....ma mom searched for a tuition and put me up in some aunts house along wit her son,"A"....ma sis took me to the tution as she also wanted some help wit some subjects....but i neva went wit ma sis....the masterz kinda weird....used to come on a kinetic spark or some crap(does neone rem'er how does a kinetic spark luks like??shud be kept in a museum..iz an antique..)i was always an hr befor the time..playin with A...used to be fun...the masterz also a peace guy...used to get"chandamama" and used to read the stories to us...(wat is he tryin???) it was fun tho untill........

One day he said hez gonna put up a test....i've been doin all the tuiton work in some crap "diary"(my dad used to have loads of 'em)...so wen he said test...i said yeah...total geared up for the big test(i've got ma own ways ;-) )...so he gave me some problems to solve...n then.. I sat in the corner of the room....n started solvin the probs in the other side of ma "diary"(the trik is i've bin copyin em frm the other side)...n here comes the worst part...i got caught....(how cud i be so dumb....i've been usin the diary for the past x mons..n he knows it)then the "sweet-chandamama-readin-master" turned into a "blood-suckin-monster"...i got shit scared...n gave a slip(damn the slips...they haunted me all ma life...till now) to ma incharge(ma sis) tat hez gonna meet ma dad tomoro...holy cow....am screwed up....n he comes in tomoro,but awrdy ma dad thrashed me...so the next day he(the-so-cald-sweet-chandmama-reading-master) adds up spice... n ma dadz got the sencond chance.BIFF...POW...taz done....no more tuition..for tat yr...peace..
(hey 'A'..incase yu bump in here...the movie (cl... ha....) at tat age was fun..)


******Then comes the 8th std....now am a phant wearin boy to class...no more knickers(wat v used to call em)...eyeballin some attractive chicks wit some pals...havin a good time...but studies were always there...(damn it!!!)..so ma mom this time hauled me into a tuition..this time its a game of death...the master is a prof in a univ...the prof is a syko...but a stud in edu..but a syko in real...a lil bout ma master...lez take his name as RAMBO....now this syko is somewer ard 50+ old bag driving a sparkling clean LAMBY(a shit scooter,donno y he used it!!!)wit all bad habits(now i also hv em..so whu sez bad habits???)..he drinks..smokes...n the best part is he beats the shit outa his wife n his 2 beautiful daughters (some good lookin chiks outa which one finally managed to vanish away ;-D...)...He used to spank em blak n blue ryt in front of the tuition dudes...but hez a total stud in subject...dudes shine under him...so mom enquired n made ma dad join me in the 'hell'...there the most relieving part is all ma dudes in skool r there...then met a dude..."Ash"(he always wanted everyone to call him like this this) n Nav...n a bombshell DI....Bra...Rah..some crazy chiks also...so we all in same skool n same tuition...we all used to have good times then...but wer good is tho shallt follow bad...so bad time started...(now Ash n I r in the morning batch...Rambo woke up to start his day on a total hangover...eyes like red fiery balls....the mere look oh him...n 2 drops were awrdy out in ma undies...then started class....I was dead sure sumonz hittin a jackpot tat day....all r calm...one guy S (famous by name Banthy) (if he ever comes across...he he he)(hez the lucky one to hit the jackpot)..well...donno wat happened exactly(basically i was thinkin of sumthin elz)....but suddenly got pissed ....n the fustrated Rambo was searchin for sumthin to bang up S....nothin was available..now now....how cud tat be??? there has to be sumthin to make the incident rockin (for me to tell in future) n excitin..there was a massive lock...used to lock up the garage door....tat started lookin good to Ramboz eyes...he had a flash of wicked smile on his face...(or was it my imagination) n then out in a flash...WHAMMMMMM...(a mystery to acoustics...an unimaginable audiowave)...still dunno weder its his skull or the lock)..hit the poor bugger on the head.... it was a scene i couldnt neva forget in ma life...was on the floor lafin ma ass out(everyone) after the sessions over....this incident was jus a starter... hang on for the main course...

---one day...this syko got pissed wit a chik..n started rampaging at her...the gal got the jolt of her life wen he started screaming...so outa tension she peed in the session...n he got syked up(means more fun)....its becoz of the fustration only ,the gal peed...was lafin ma ass out.... (everyone)

some other day...wen the sessionz goin on some dumb ass farted... (not me..trust me!) taz the best part...he got syked coz the aroma( :-))) ...defnitely)was due to the last nyts pappu(dal) or wateva..he brot som 'agarbathis' then....was out lafin again.... this was good coz he sent us all back home...coz he cudnt stand the smell...n taz gud news to me especially... so days kept rollin..done wit our some in-btn exams...holidays in skool..but tuition runnin housefull....i was bunkin as usual....then came a slip(damn it..here comes slip 2) thru ma sis to ma dad... "send me in" is the brief matter on the slip...i was terrified...so next day wore 2 tees n a jumper on went...

Rambo : were have yu bin??
me : sir,ma house whitewashin..so helpin ma folks in settlin the things...
Rambo(pissed,as sumone awrdy ruined his mood) : GO N PAINT UR HOUSE, U SILLY JERK (shouted so that the whole street can hear)
me: sorry sir..
turned back n came back home next day back in tuition..as usual..all pals n the bombshell...
lifez goin on...

-- one day,as usual session started...i was sittin on the ground with 2 more dudes(this is a way to impress)(and also wen v come in late and all the benches r filled up :-D)...he was tellin some crap in physics..am doin sumthin other than listening....then..
Rambo : wat is the formula for some freakin xyz??
me : (looks at him like a dumb ass)
Rambo : (repeats)
me :(same exp)
Rambo :(pissed to core)

n suddenly........wat i can hear is a loud KIBBIK (sound)...wat happened was..he was betr than beckham(was becks playin then???)..n the KIBBIK sound came frm ma head(or his leg???mystery till now).....i was humiliated(same way banthi felt..but i was lafing then).....everyone was lafin....serves me ryt coz i used to do the same (a bit more extra than needed)...so i walked out..went back home.....back followed a slip(damn it..#3....)"send him in from tomoro"...i said i wont go.....n taz history..but wat abt vengeance????

idea 1--- put sand in his spotless lamby fuel tank...
idea 2--- throw stones into his house..

both r dangerous...so started grouping up wit boys whu hv tasted the wrath of Rambo...Ash awrdy left as he too had his piece of ass blastin...so then came P (called keti)(hey dude...if yu ever come across this blog,rem the old days....he he he...) hez lookin for a partner in crime...so v became the best of frnz....n one sunday...wen the sessions in full house....v on our bikes(cycles) started goin up n down his house shoutin like mad dogs...usin filthy language...abusin our fellow classmates in there...on our way back for the 5th round...Rambo was outside n saw both of us....if he wud hv gotten hold of us then we wud hv seen the real rampage rambo.holy shit....now in real deep shit....but thank god..no more slips followed....end of hell...

then P(called keti) was in a new tuition....this time its a fun place...the masters name is CHEEZ(name changed)(all he ever wanted was FEES...suits his name)(but a master always at peace).... this time....i made ma dad go n talk to the master...no no more mom's pushin coz all ma pals r there....so enter heaven...

******** so first day of tution....gave a grand entry....am very happy in there.... Ash was awrdy there...sum new pals added here...NagS(danth...) ...Red (donno wer he is now)...WK( I crashed his cycle doin some "MUTA MESTHRI"(local film) stunt )...Sun(ma pal out here)...but ma old chumz (enter Ash n P) are awrdy in...so started havin a good time( in btn..Ash lost his cycle..was in luv wit a chick n many more happened)....then one day...or the big day....the mains r fast approachin...n v r laggin behind....so the master CHEEZ,was in a flow goin fast wit the syllabus.... i was feelin bored...not at all intrstd in the session....lukd at Ash...he was like kinda bored(same kind of species)...so then i threw a chalk at him...he threw it back...hey presto...v started a game ...n the game slowly started into a battle of chalk fyt...we were having total fun....suddenly master lukd ard...then i was in action....wit an amazin pose... master broke loose....same red fiery eyes as in Ramboz eyes...i cud sense the heat....almost cud see waz gonna happen in a few seconds...History goin to repeat...

Cheez : "FUCK OFF" "FUCK OFF" (in an alarmingly hi pitch) and one tight slap..
me : (game over)..

tuition over..jus becoz of me...came out...all boys followed(or rather he threw all of us out!!!)...was lafin at me..this time a bit humiliated abt the slap..but no woriz since no chiks around... tat day at home...

dad : y yu wanna change tuition??
me : master bad boy...usin all bad words
dad : yu must hv done sumthin..
me : this time ,no mistake frm my side...
(dad was tired...wanted to interrogate...luckyly dadz drained out..so not serious....saved!!!)
dad : (tired)..lez see
me : (phew)...thank god..

next day..my so cald frd Ash came down to ma place n started chirpin like a parrot...ma mom knew the whole story now...

me : (blank face)...

ma mom wanted to blast....but xams cumin up...so spared me or saved her energy for a beta reasonnothin serious(as of now)...end of heaven too... now the next day...exams fast comin. n am somwer laggin behind....ma moms tensed....then told her to go n talk to one more famous tuition centre in town...this time iz a lady...a good sweet ol' lady cald L...ma mom went to hr house...
mom : i want to join ma son in here
L : yeah sure,wat class is he in??
mom : 9th
L : i have some students frm 9th frm the same skool,T
mom : oh yeah !!
L : so wats ur sons name???
mom : Kay
L : (alarmed)(ma fame has spread awrdy...damn the classmates..) ohh..am sorry...i'll see if its possible for him to join the next batch coz this batch is awrdy full...
mom : ok(wat elz cud she say)

so mom returns home....n the minit shez indoors...bhoom..bhamm...biff...pow...am a dead duck...

so studied on ma own....n the rest is a lil secret.... end of tuitions in skool age... taz ma tuitions in skool age..so in ma next post(hopefully)...i'll write abt ma college tuitions...

guyz...Ash,Keti,Banthi,Nav,Sun,NagS,WK,bombshell DI....incase yu take in a look....jus rem'er the old days...

peace out for now...