First Date With a Chick

....Those wer the days wen i finished ma engg and was loafin ard or mebbe before comin dwn here....dun wit gre n comp courses crap...was bored to the core...dint hv a chick till then...so thot of hvin a gal frd..but, hw do i start??? wer shud i hit chicks??? am no student...am a graduate awrdy...must hv dun this wen am in ma engg...but neva into it seriously! So, thot of hittin sum chicks....but, again...hw do i start??

Was thinking ways.. had a pal,Mj....was a gud frnd of mine n still is...(he doesn't knw it n will neva knw it as he aint into this blog world....only if sum of ya guys bump in, n thn yu can leak it to him...no woriz...but will defnitely be pissed..for sure...)....so wer am i, ah! gotcha!....so we both used to hang ard a plc near ma home....its a snooker and an internet parlour...a juice shop...a good college road,wer most of the chiks pass by...

Now, this pal o mine is a real patafier, dunno hw he used to manage but always used to be busy wit some chicks...a lil abt him....finished engg n waitin for a break..now he got it..made it big...so this guy used to come home,pick me up or vice versa...used to hang ard there...waste time..no goal in life...jus lazyin....wasted!...so, i often used to ask him...dude, hw do ya manage...he neva used to tell me...always waves me off as a kidd n thinks am not capable...hw cud tat be??am notorious n taz default....so i schemed ...

One day...i took his mob n was browsin his texts...many texts frm his chicks...numbers stored wit names like "A", "X", "Z", "?"....so askd him...

Me: Dude, whuz this A??
Mj: God knws...i dunno..
Me: huh
Mj: some chiks numba dude...yet to figure ...as to whuz she..hw she luks...wz she studyin etc etc..
Me:but, hw dija get the numba??
Mj: Yu ask too many ques...Gimma mob back...
Me: ok ok...relax...

Then, before givin his mob back, i took the numba stored in the name "?", coz taz real anonymous... without him knowin...so, acted as if nothing has happnd....then completely forgot abt it…went home, had grub n its time to crash…then ws fiddling ma mob n then I rem’erd this ?....damn sure tat it’s a chick…definitely be gud lukin…or elz he wudnt hv stored it in his mob…so smsed tat numba…I still remember.. this was ma first msg…

“ Mom sez, Donn talk to strangers…but wen sms is free..y don’t v chat??”

I hit the send button n then the wait started…am finally hittin a chick…then ma mob beeped…

?:whuz this??
Me: stranger…fancy a chat…
?: I knw its yu…(n she started guessin names for the next coupla msgs)
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Me: am not anyone…chill…n started hittin…
?:so hw dija getma numba??
Me: dude, a random msg…guess it found an intrestin person…
?:hmm
Me:oryt…so intro plz..
?:later…busy nw…
Me: (oh shit! First chick n am on the edge of goofin it up…was thinking real hard to make it intrestin n keep hold)….dude, chill..no details needed…lez do sumthin intrestin..okie??
After sumtime….was waitin desperatleeeeee n then ma mob beeped…
?:ok,wat is it…
Me: (yeah! Got her attention,nw need to handle it smooth) well…so wzya studying…as we have to knw each otha to make the conversation runnin…
?:ok..am doin my MBA..you?
Me: Finished ma engg..nw planin ma ms, abroad(hopd this wud work!)
?:oh yeah! Gud..wer n in which branch
Me: (is it ma engg or is it ma ms??carefull as I dinn wanna loose grip)MS in sum awsum hi fundoo course in *****
?:gud!
Me: well wanna temme ur name??
?wz urs??
Me: KAY
?:mine later..tell me bout urself n tell me as to hw yu got ma numba…(she still thinks its sum known guy makin fool)
Me: am blah blah blah…n I seriously dunno ya…wer r ya frm??
?:am frm ****
Me: is it!!strange…am also frm ****
?: now now…hw dija get ma numba??
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.n this went on until I made it finally…after hell lots of explanations n crap…gained her trust n finally found her name…her name is some SOW..watva…ka..a loooong name…n thn…I was crazy about her..alwayz on ma mob…smsin evrytime…even on the pot…shez driving me crazy….then..promoted..started callin her….n now calls…hrs n hrs on fone…sweet nothing(not yet..still we r jus friends…accordin to her…n I dinn tell her…but on ma side…am crazy abt her…always thinking of her…she aint ma first luv…(ma first luv is anotha chik in skool…used all crazy stunts(film efekt)…okok..am diverting…discuss abt ma first luv later)…so,again..she aint ma first luv,but still…sumthinz goin on…

and this continued days n days…I neva asked her to meet, neither did she…we only talk n text….all ma pals wer like…whuz this n wz goin on??…told ‘em…ma old frd…frm ma native place..came here to study …n covered it up…nw no woriz…

… The big day…was out in the beach…n hvin sum intrestin topic goin…sms mode…like hw do I propose a gurl…silly!!but the best time to patafy her…so was thinking fast and came up wit a weird answer n am damn sure tat it wud definetly giv her a jolt…n then I knew…I wudn’t get a much beta chance…so sed the 3 lil magic word or rather msgd ‘em…n thn a loooon pause…

she was like…hmmm…hw cud this be possible…yu dint see me…yu donn know me…wat wilya do if yu donn find me upto ya mark….(hint: means shez interested as she aint seyin..NO….)
n then som deep emotional msgs frm me to her…n those touched her heart deeply…we hv become real close n cozy wit each otha…so am hittin her real hard…so finally

AM IN LOOOOOOOOVE! The bug struck me…n thn its nw time for us to meet Miss.S…no more”?”

Me:hey!lez meet up
S:yeah!thinkits time..
Me: so shall we go out tomm??
S: ok,but wer??
Me: Yu tell..
S:naah..yu decide…
Me:lez decide later…wil come n pick ya up at ur hostel at 6 afta ur classes r dun,OK?
S:ok

Next day…
Disaster!!!